Jeff Knight (just_jeff) wrote,
Jeff Knight

spells and jokes

Q. What does a Hufflepuff see when he looks into a box of cheerios?
A. Donut seeds.

Q. Why do Hufflepuffs always smile during lightning storms?
A. They think their picture is being taken.

Q. How do you get Hufflepuff s to laugh at a joke on Saturday?
A. Tell it to them on Tuesday.

Q. What did the Hufflepuff name its pet zebra?
A. Spot.

Q. How did the Hufflepuff try to kill the fish?
A. By drowning.

Q. What did the Hufflepuff say when she saw a banana peel on the floor?
A. Oh no, I'm going to fall again!

Q: Why did the Hufflepuff nurse bring a red marker to work?
A: In case he had to draw blood!

Tarantallegra Spell Forces opponent to dance

Orchideous Spell Conjures a bunch of flowers

Expecto Patronum


Creates a Patronus

Alohomora Charm Opens locked objects



Knocks out opponent



Creates light at wand tip

Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?
So no one could tell what side he was on.

How many trolls does it take to light up a wand?

How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand?
None. Why do you think he’s called the *Dark* Lord?

What does a death eater eat for breakfast? Cruci-O’s!

Where do you find Dumbledore’s army? In his sleevie!

What do you call a polite, well-dressed, and nice man at a Slytherin dinner?
The waiter.

knock knock.
who's there?
wingardium levio.
wingardium levio-who?
It's wingardium leviosAAAAAAAAH!

How many Moaning Myrtles does it take to light a wand?

Answer: That's so insensitive! How can you ask me that when you know perfectly well I can't hold a wand because
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